Nothing says happy birthday like needing to reimage your computer. The entertaining part of it all is I've hardly touched my wonderful magic box of entertainment for about (if not over) a month. Oh well...
It's a little known fact that computer problems are caused by neglect. If Vance had been using his computer daily to play games and have fun, then his computer would have been content and fully functional for his birthday. To help out I have provided Vance with a brand new game for him to play. Happy Birthday Vance!