So I'm sitting in my room a while back thinking "Man I could use a soda right now" but I was just too lazy to drag my lethargic butt out of that chair and go get one for myself, when in walks my cat. I exclaimed, "Hey cat! Go get me a soda... They're in my fridge" and he gave me a funny look, as cats do. Then I thought what if I actually did that to my duck? Well, I'd probably end up getting him a soda instead. And thus, this comic was conceptualized.

Yes, this is how my mind actually works...

Scary huh...

Vance has such a strong will that I can easily see this happening to him. In fact, why haven't I tried this before? I'll give it a shot next time and we'll see what happens.

I'm getting ready to move next month and it really hasn't seemed real until tonight, when I started to pack a few items into some boxes (as well as throw out a bunch of crap). As much fun as moving is, I think I'd rather like to avoid it as much as possible... This really isn't that entertaining, I just thought I'd like to let everyone know what's going on in my life right now.

And I needed to make my post larger to keep up with Vance... that's always important.

To my amazement, this is the first time Mountain Dew has actually made an appearance in my strip. This is quite an event due to the fact that I have permanent IV of the stuff stuck in my eye (absorbs faster that way). I'm actually amazed it took 104 comics to get it in there, but expect to see it more.

Oh, and good luck catching up to me on rant size Reese... Ya non sociable prick...

I have cornered the market on talking incessantly!