I didn't know Reese when we were that young, even though we grew up not far from each other, but I have heard enough about his childhood to fear his sister. Oh yeah, and this little ditty too. He whips out this tale every time anyone asks him why he's not cold.

Also, If you're wondering what the big deal about snow is, I grew up in Phoenix, AZ, lived here all my life, and I can count on one hand how many times I have seen snow fall from the sky here. So to us Phoenicians it's a huge deal. Sorry to all you out there with driveways full of the stuff.

P.S. this is where Reese tells you his other story of the best ribs he ever done ate in his whole entire life.

Isn't mini-Reese adorable? I wanna stick that on a T-shirt or something.

For the most part, the comic is accurate. And I am known to tell everyone the same few stories over and over again, so that would make Vance's comments true as well. With all the truth going around, you might do well to heed the story of this comic. You see, this one time I took a trip to Canada...