Yup, I finally went there...

I think it's suffice to say that I like ducks. Notthose cutzee wootzee fluffy yellow duckies you see crammed in ever corner of a child's room, no I mean duck. The Mallard is my favorite (although it is probably the most well known, thanks Darkwing Duck) but I'm also a fan of Wood Ducks, but I hate geese... they cramp the ducky style...

Ok, now that that tangent is over I play farmville... Why? Ducks. Plain and simple, they have duck I want ducks and I was so pissed when I found out you depend on others (your neighbors) to obtain more ducks and nobody ever sends ducks around anymore, its all about the special deliveries now. Screw that! I want ducks.

Where was I? Oh yeah... Ducks.